Sunday, September 20, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Heaven can Wait
The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 20 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.
We currently cover the following states:
Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Montana ... and growing.
Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.
Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.
Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Sore Bum
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
The Long Walk Home
Schnauzer????
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
pelTed
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Failure oF the nOw
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Chow oF The Now
These are before and after videos.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
My New Addition~Ain't she cute?
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
The German Red Clipper
Monday, April 20, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Mohawk
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Hello Pussycat.....whoa whoa whoa....
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
"Majick" a rescue poodle
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Cocker?
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Color and St. Patrick
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
"Poppy!!!"
Poppy is a great dog but alas he is getting old. I've been grooming him for 3 or 4 years now. His last groom was 11 weeks ago. Ive made him look better but I only had so much time today and he showed up without an appointment. I insisted we prebook his next appointment in 5 weeks.
Bichon Poodle mix
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Thursday, February 19, 2009
Brenna
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Scotty
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Turkey Neckin'
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
"Pepper"
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
"Einstein" Nickens~Contest!
Anonymous comments welcome. Einstein has very good table manners.
If you're the first to charge what I charged you will win a great prize!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Charlie, Stacy and Oscar
I should pay her more.
She's one of a kind and all mine! I do share her with her husband though.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Gizmo
Two comb over the back. I'd have liked to spend more time on this dog today but there just wasn't time.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Toy Australian Shepherd "TeddY"
This is the only one of these I've ever seen. Ive groomed him for the last 4 years, a nice little dog he is.
A DandY LabradOOdLe
Thursday, February 5, 2009
This is "Riley" a 6 month old Havanese. He had his first grooming today. This is one of those rare clients that knows how to brush, he had not a matt on him. He screamed and threw a fit every time I came near him with the clippers. All in all I was pretty happy with the end product and so was the owner. I used an o comb lightly, scissored a great deal and used thinners on his head.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
"Can you groom my dog Today ?"
This is a video I made a few months ago for groomers on The Groomers Lounge.
Some of you may have seen it already so move along now.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
My only Bedlington, "Ricky"
Ive been grooming Ricky for 7 years. He's an odd dog and never (refuses) to make eye contact with me.
He seems to pretend I'm not there, like I don't exist.
He gets a 7f all over w/a Beddie head and tail.
His mother is a great client, pre books every 6 weeks is never late and never cancels. She has a tough row to hoe. Her husband was in a car accident and is now a parapeligic.
Nuns with a Pitbull!
This is Molly, a Pitbull mix. She belongs to Sister Karen and the other nuns that reside at Palloti Convent. As a young lad I was taught by the nuns of this order. The shelter told them she was a lab mix when they adopted her but her head is most definatly a Pit with possibly a tad of Lab DNA which I find hilarious.
The Convent is next door to the home of one of the richest women in Laurel. She owns a Bichon I groom. Molly was loose one day and tore into poor Leon the Bichon at the end of the leash he was being walked on much to her horror. He needed quite a few stiches and it screwed up his haircut for sometime.
Althought I am a bit of a non-believer (agnostic) I groom Molly on the last Tuesday of each month for free. I have nothing but respect and admiration for women like Sister Karen who have devoted their lives for a highter cause and she is very funny to boot.
When she came in on Tuesday for Molly's bath I asked her if I could take their picture for my web page. She said "of course Sean but perhaps it would be better if I had my nun get-up on". I said"oh Sister that'd be too much trouble." She was not dressed like this that day but her and Molly stoped by today to let me take this pic.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
A True Patron Saint to Dogs (Cockers mostly)
This is Mailyn Kessinger. I've been grooming dogs for her for about 6 years. These 3 belong to her but she brings me about a dog a week to groom. Many are quite difficult to groom due to being rescue dogs. She has a group called "Oldies But Goodies" and she and her cohorts have saved many a dog from certain death. I do some for free but not all of them. Someday I will.
She is a very kind, old soul. I adore her. I have never turned her away due to behavior and she only pays base price no matter what condition they are in. She has never not once complained in anyway or asked for a freebie or a price break nor has she ever rushed me. Did I say how much I adore her? Her day is comming soon for all freebies....soon.